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Doug Willis is out...
Posted on 17th June 2014
Thank god Doug is finally out of prison and with a new EP on ZR. Please don't let anything you saw on Crime Watch bias you against Mr Willis and his Dougtastic grooves. DW would like to make it known that the account they portrayed of events on the show was very one sided. It was only due to an incident earlier in the evening in a local kebab house with poorly maintained tomato ketchup dispenser that he'd had to discard his trousers. Then by misreading Google maps he'd ended up in the wrong garden at the wrong moment. While Crimewatch didn't even bother to mention he had an ear infection at the time, so couldn't hear any screaming.
Doug Mess all over your face!!!